"She is Crazy"

     I was walking down the streets of New York when I happened to see a woman in a unitard and leg warmers. She was jogging in place waiting for the light to let her go. I would've just ignored the woman, but unfortunately I had to walk in her direction. When I got beside her she bent over, giving me a very unpleasant view of her nether regions which were most definitely not toned enough to be wearing any kind of unitard. She pressed play on a boombox I hadn't previously noticed and Rapper's Delight began to fill the streets. She then did what appeared to be the Kid N' Play kickstep..by herself. At this point I'm thinking this woman is disgracing to many good things so I continued walking, only to notice her and her boombox were following me! When I was stopped at another light she ran into the middle of the street, narrowly missing cars and blocking traffic, to stand in the middle of the street and start twerking. So now I'm thinking this has to be some kind of practical joke and the woman is going to be like, "Just kidding, I was just pretending to be Miley Cyrus," or something. If not then clearly she's crazy, I pulled out my phone to ask siri what the number was to the psych ward when the woman was hit by a car. Crisis averted, I put up my cellular device and made my way across the street, careful not to step on the poor soul's body- man she was crazy.